All I want for Christmas is EVERYTHING!!!

So, as some of you might have guessed (cause I told you) I lose my job on the 31rst of August...today. And this is annoying to me, I’ll be honest, I’m not a fan. And it got me thinking, man there's all kinds of stuff in my life that I'm angry about...stuff that I need to get off my chest. And you know what…A blog is the perfect pace to let people know that I’m being treated unfairly...That I have rights and needs and…sometimes feeling …about stuff

GOD damn I’m angry AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

I only have 2 houses, and only one pays for itself.

My trust is not as big as I want it to be, it will only allow mew freedom form work for 10 years or so, that’s not enough time

My TV…is 1080…I…not P....I. What a crappy excuse for a 52 inch TV. And 52 inches…the hell…maybe, if I was a midget

My Xbox broke, so now I only have a ps3 and a Wii...and a DS…and a PSP. AND A BROKEN XBOX!!!

I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET MY PAID OFF CAR CONVERTED TO BURN GREASE0....MADNESS

My room which is built for the sole reason of holding my statues is running out of room...and I’ll have to buy more shelves to hold more statues

I can only buy 1 statue a month…unless want 2...but NO MORE THAN 2 unless there smaller and don’t cost as much But...that's it. I should be able to buy more.

And speaking of statues Mike James can only customize one statue for me a year, and am I a fucking morlock here

My wife has offered to pay for me to not work, I am emasculated

My friends want me to hang out with them, like my time spent watching x-files isn’t precious enough, I have to waste it on them.

Netflix will only send us 2 movies at a time. What if I’m watching a TV series and I need that next episode NOW!!!, freaking jerks

The avenger’s movie is sooooo far off… I hate waiting

When I went on my 11 day vacation to Europe, my cokes didn’t have free refills.

I TOOK 10 CALLS TODAY!!!!!

Holy fuck I can pray to who I want to when I want to, and I don’t want to that’s cool to. Who made this shit up

Angry ticks fly out of my nipples

I cant find English mustard at the store

Coke has too many calories.

I may be white an male, but I didn't inherit more money than I could possibly spend in one lifetime.

My bed is a queen size bed not a king-size.

I can't pirate just one song at a time, I have to pirate whole albums.

The Amazon distribution center in Texas got shut down, I have to wait 2 more days for my stuff that I pay no shipping on.

and my 5 pounds of potato salad..went bad

As you can see, All in all I got a lot to be angry about…tell me readers, what pisses you off.

Randy orton....YOU FIR...slappo boot to the head

Well guess what you Jerks, I was in the UK for 11 days and you know what. It was awesome. More awesome than sauce or balls or…other stuff awesome is attached too.

It was awesome.
I had to buy a coat…in august...an awesome coat.
I had to buy an umbrella…in august, an awesome umbrella
We ate awesome food at awesome pubs
I drink beer I thought was ok, and since I don’t like beer…it must have been awesome
We stayed in awesome hotels and rode on an awesome trains in awesome first class with awesome little cokes that I drink 4 or 5 of
I saw an awesome raven at an awesome castle
We went to awesome rich people places and were awesomely distressed at how poor we were.
I saw an awesome statue
I ordered an awesome vampirella
I ate haggis
All in all the awesomeness can not be fully described with mere words you undereducated plebes, food and drink and friends and London girls in short skirts, and a Scottish dude with accent so thick I couldn’t understand it. And on the way back, we got put in business class, which as you may have guessed…is awesome.

Then I came home

and found out I lose my job on the 31rst. Way to kill the awesome Jerkface

Yeah that’s right; my job is going away, shortest job in fuckin history, a whopping 2 months. TWO GODDAM MONTHS!!! Whose gonna beat that…WHO HERE CAN BEAT THOSE NUMBERS. I thought not you pencil neck squid brains. Go back to your mama!

Seriously though, the hell! I wish I could find whatever dark god I pissed off and apologize to him. Did I kick his mom, run over his dog? Pee in his pool? WHAT DID I DO THAT I CANNOT HANG ONTO ANY JOB LONGER THAN 6 MONTHS

This is not the time in my life to be looking for a new job again. I’m goddamn 35, I’m supposed to be smart and someone told me I was handsome once. it was a little weird and kinda gay, but it was NICE and I'm gonna take the compliment

WHAT
THE
FUCK

You know what. I’m gonna get a baseball bat…and I’m gonna kill someone with it, an old person or a kid, someone who can’t really fight back. A homeless person in a wheelchair, drunk perhaps.

I’m going to let that person know that I’m being treated unfairly, quietly and politely explain my stance and qualifications……AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH A BAT Yeah YEAH!! There gonna understand my frustration for like…1 minute…maybe less.

But a SIGNIFICANT minute it will be

So I’m on a job hunt again…or I'll be unemployed. Or I'll turn to crime and become a dude in the fast and furious with my awesome car skillz. Or I'll get a job …it’ll probably be a job. What job do you think I should do now? I really like the crime part.


Heres the vampirella statue I ordered before I found out I shouldn’t buy it.

LOOK AT HER CROTCH YOUR PERVERTS, THAT'S WHY SHES BEING PURCHASED.....HER CROTCH

I like her and the rest of you can die. Or not…if you happen to like it.

ANGER AT LIFE!!!!