The Dude Abides ....Man

Thanksgiving, Christmas…it’s as good a blog topic as any
We all love em…well I love them...food, family, and friends…..food.
More food

…………………….Did I mention the food.

As I get older I suppose I have come to appreciate that were are still able to get 40 people together to eat the massive amount of food provided and make merry, or that there’s people out there that seem to like me enough to give me gift cause Jesus was born. Holidays are no longer about how much stuff I can get or food I can eat like they were when I was young (though that’s still a factor. They now closely reflect the traditional concepts of friends family and good times. I'm....glad i still can have these moments and there are people around me to share them with me. However there is a part of me that if acutely aware that since me and my wife have decided to not have kids, one day, our holidays are going to be much quieter and much less….people-y. This is …a little sad to me. Moment of quiet-ness for that please.
Anyway


Hey Neeeeeew statue to order

Ow it burns my eyes.

Let’s review this character. When I was young I had the option of 2 franchises to follow. Transformers and GI Joe. Now…I can love one and like the other but I can’t love em both cause I could only get toys for one of them. Liking the concept more I chose to lay my allegiance with GI Joe. And since I was both immature for longer than most but still chained to the throws of puberty like all young overly hormonal teenagers I found myself still embroiled in the fantasy world of GI Joe when girls went from being icky to interesting. Now let’s review The Baroness’s high points. Hot librarian look, check, skin tight leather, check, ability to shoot guns, check, high heels check. Mix well, put in a shallow pan and bake on 400 degrees for 1 hour. Masturbation fodder….........check.

Hi grandma

While real girls were certainly very interesting, Part of mind locked onto the girls of my favorite cartoon and toy line. Lady Jaye, Scarlett, Baroness…hell even Zarana had some finer points to consider, right? And to this day they still represent my earliest and fondest "Good times girls" And now they go make ¼th scale version of my favorite ladies of my youth. Please Sideshow, here’s my money, I apologize for not giving it you earlier.


My 52" Samsung DLP TV died. Well to be accurate I believe the lamp in my My 52" Samsung DLP TV finally burned out. It has been coming for some time. The interesting part of this is not that with TV gone, my wife and I have rediscovered our love of the outdoors and wine and cheese and friends and it has rekindled our love into a roaring fire or burning passion or we have discovered how much we love our worthless hobbies now that we are free of the shackling bondage of "The TV". That’s stupid...don’t be stupid.....dumbass

What I discovered is my almost knee jerk reaction to the situation.

TV playing
Warren cooking
TV…just turns off
Warren suspiciously wanders over to see what going on and realized it has broken
Moment of confused silence
Warren thinks...”Hey I could buy a band new TV” :)

This is insanity. You know how much a replacement bulb cost. 140$. That’s it. There so easy to replace that I would trust my cat to do it….if my cat could take any direction besides
“GET OFF THE GODDAMNED COUNTER YOU WORTHLESS PEST!!!”
(And she doesn’t really do that well either)

It is that easy. And yet my brainwashed, consumer driven, must buy new crap even though I HAVE NO JOB brain decided, “let’s get a whole new 1600 dollar 1080p ultra-slim 240 hertz refresh rate, 3-d, 5 hdmi port, 4 usb port, computer port provided, internet ready, 69 inch smart LCD BEHEMOTH TV.” That’s not necessary. That’s completely unneeded. How is this a good idea in any country. You know what? Oh my god, TV has programmed me to buy more TVs.

That’s fucking insidious man!!!

Age Quod Agis.....Dumbass

God of war the movie?

Awwww…blog blog blog…what to blog about

So…I’ve learned something...if you don’t have a lot going…writing a blog is kinda hard unless you sooooo witty that its rolling out of your ears.

I’m witty but not ear rolling witty I think. I have brief moments of ear rolling witty but it’s not 100% and it rarely happens when I’m a the computer thinking about the fact that I haven't typed a blog in like…2 months and all of my adoring fans weep at the fact they cant read about my incredibly lame life.

I need to call Keith...huh, I just remembered that

Anyway. So I had a friends thanksgiving and we had a bunch of people come over and we all brought food and we all ate it and I was sooo excited cause a the end of it I was going to have a ton of turkey to make sandwiches and little thanksgiving meals for a week. Except all my friends ATE all the food. All of it. 13 pound turkey gone! Nothing but a poor shell of a skeleton. I think some people ate the bones. Animals they are...all animals. It was really good though and I think I did an amazing job making it. Though it was a little salty..just a little

Check it out keep up the melo-day
I got an interview and it happened on Monday
Had to be there at 9 but I made it well before
Didn’t sleep in had no time to snore
Filled our paper work showed my resume
Sat down with the guy was gonna blow him away
7 min later sitting in my car
Shortest interview I’ve ever had by far
No seriously, it lasted 7 min...And I don’t know if that’s good or bad. Really weird, also I though t my little song was clever. Don’t you

DON’T YOU???!!!!

Our kitten had her stitches removed from the surgery that keeps her form getting knocked up and having a million kittens.

But at the same time were doing this to her, my wife just mentally kneecapped some dude for oppressing her sexual rights. Is this irony. Weigh in

Oh yeah ...Immortals

This was awesome...looks great, amazing fights...some solid killing of grey people. YEAH I SAID IT…GREY PEOPLE…THEY WERE GREY!!!!

However if you like or know ANYTHING about greek mythology. Leave that knowledge at the door. Cause it will not help you here. In fact if you don’t you'll often be scratching your head wondering when in the hell The Odyssey that happened. Honestly it could have been called "Golden Bad Asses” and everyone in it had cool names like “Striker”, “Wolf” and “Talon” and it would have been just fine. Go see it. For free if you have to..I did

Age quod Agis and Happy Thanksgiving