Blogicide!!
Welcome back to reading about me.
So…as I have mentioned in the past blogs I sometimes (more
often than I should) engage in KICKTARTER MADNESS (insert cool echoes here). When said Kickstarters come to fruition I then
have KICKSTARTER GAMES (also with echoes)arriving at my house.
You know what’s worse than having spent too much money on kick starters? Getting Kickstarter games and having no one
to play them with you.{fragment} That sir is
madness. See now I have a decent amount
of friends and I even have friends that like to play games. What I do not have is the ability to pull said
friends from their lives and make them come on over more than once a week to play
a game. I can get them over once a week and I do… playing the likes of D&D,
Heroes, Rifts, insert rpg system here. But
twice a week…twice a week is too much. This
is sad cause in my past 3 times a week was doing pretty good. Me and my friends could play games 3 times a week every week for months…Sometimes wed paly 2 or
3 games a day…that is like…9 games a week.
Things changed. we grew comfortable with each other...We were younger…we had gaming stamina…had more time…less stress in our
lives. Gaming took priority over other
things…….{over use of periods…3 is good enough}
You know what just occurred to me……this sounds a lot like an
analogy for couples and sex…..and it references my friends…therefore I’m
moving on to another point. {run on sentence}
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| these two are way too good looking to not be having sex |
Me and Snowgloves {Snowgloves and I…don't forget to capitalize either} have begun an
interesting new hobby. Once a week we go
to a restaurant we have never been to and review it. We got ourselves a clever name and started what
we like call a clever idea. At first we just reviewed it for ourselves; Then
we decided to review it on FB{spell it out...Facebook}. THEN we decided
to make short videos of it and post those on Facebook. Visit interesting link here.
The most interesting thing
about this?{fragment…consider revising…pleeeease} How popular this has suddenly become. In a matter of 1 hour we had accumulated like…80
people liking our new page. I don’t have
80 friends total…but I got 80 people liking a Facebook thing I do. One of the most telling moments was when I told
my non ex ex wife of this factoid and she then informed me I was more popular at this than she
was. Which is kind of sad cause she
makes some really well made you tube videos and me and Snowgloves {ahem …its Snowgloves and I…
not me and Snowgloves} just jabbered for
2 minutes in a car in front of a tiny camera.
And it’s not a hard thing to do. Austin
has like A MILLION restaurants you’ve never tried. Yet people have informed me this idea is pure
genius with butter…delicious tasty all covering butter…
Me and Snowgloves {goddammit
learn to write!! It's SNOWLOVES AND I!!!}
are pleased with the results so far.
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| the name of this caption is smug...I wonder why |
It’s interesting the different friendships one can
obtain. While enjoying dinner with …..hmm…need
a name for this guy….I’ll call him AGGIB…have dinner once a week it occurred to me...What a surprisingly
adult conversation I'm having…well thought out, we discuss topical matters. I feel very mature. When I hang out with Snowgloves..its friendly…sorta {sort of} gay….but mostly inane. If I’m
talking to Ironcast…it’s mostly spent talking about how were so much smarter and
cleverer than everyone else {cleverer is not a real word, how do you even have
readers?} You should review your
friendships and see how each one is different…it’s fascinating.
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| aww friendship IS magic!!! |
Last blog I went on at some length how I could not would not
pay for match.com's subscription fee. Well
as it happens to have happened I eventually broke down and actually bought me a three month
thingy to see if I could get a date. It
might surprise you (as it surprised me) that apparently I’m not as damn good looking
as I had hoped or told I was. This all falls
squarely on the shoulders of my non ex ex wife who cruelly lied to me for 13
years telling me she found me “attractive” or “not hideous” apparently all
lies and I hold resentment and bitterness in my heart for the maliciousness done to me…What a cruel bitch
she was for her compliments. What is
actually even MORE painful though is when I finally did get a grrl {just spell it
correctly…you know...girl} to want to spend "the quality"
time with me…I DIDN’T MEET HER ON THE DAMN PAID FOR WEBSITE...I met her like normal
people do. At a party {look another fragment…shocking}.
WELL HOLY FUCK WHAT A
WASTE OF MY PRECIOUS MONEY!!!!!
My life is truly miserable...oh and I went on a few dates…which were less miserable…and in case she reads this not miserable at all…I like the
dates…
Awkward…
Finally readers....I am vindicated. For months you have watched in wondrous bewilderment as I wantonly wished for wasteful warison as to waylay my ....grrr....fuck!!...room (I really tried on that one)with statues. And truly you marveled at the maximum monies that I might put forth to obtain such worthless dust collectors.
BUT I WIN!!!!
For I have bought so many staues that I have earned enough rewrd points to get one.......FREE
behold my free statues peons....behold and WEEEEP!!!!!
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| whose laughing now!!?? |
Age Quod Agis
{this blog is really very poorly written...you should go elsewhere}
