Fly you Fools

Club sandwich and cherry coke from Jimmy johns….5.85$

In one week I’m going to the UK. Do you know how much it costs to go the UK…it’s like…8000$. Jeez Maloney and baseball bat I’m spending 10k to go somewhere for 10 days. Would you spend 1k a day to be somewhere "different” I apparently will. Kinda. There is the whole “Wife is sharing the cost” concept that's also there, but it makes me seem more important if i downplay her contributions to this.

Speaking of my wife, apparently, she has issue with being called El Wifeo. And would prefer to be called, I kid you not. “Sugartits”. Despite my wife’s awesome rack (it’s like…some letter past D, which I didn’t even know was possible) I find it difficult to attach the moniker of “Sugartits” to anyone, my wife included. Ok maybe female cops, but after that RAYPHOTON DRAWS THE LINE!!!
Also Nuns, I'll call a nun "Sugartits"...
I offered her the name "Soul Sucking Life Crusher", but she didn’t seem fond of that either. Some people, there’s no pleasing


I saw captain America….Best superhero of the year, and I really liked Thor. The Avengers movie is gonna finally give us comic fans the final vindication that OUR HOBBY WAS A GOOD IDEA!!!!. All that abuse over the years will finally have been worth it….maybe...oh god it won’t have been worth it. I JUST WANTED FRIENDS!!!
....anyway

Yaaay AVENGERS!!!


My neighboring cube guy keeps dropping off men health magazines at my desk….hint perhaps? One of these magazines had an article called “Your strategy to get more Sex” which I of course went right too to read (first I read the “Get Jacked!!” article) But it want some tips on hypnosis or instruction on how to hit a girl in head hard enough to knock her out but not kill her (like I hoped) it was instead just some facts about common sex myths, stuff about how to get to know her better. Interestingly enough, some hot blonde in nominal clothing is adorned on this fascinating read through why men suck at bed. Perhaps if you don’t plaster hot blondes all over the magazine about caring about her orgasm, I might be able to do just that

Jerks


Have you ever heard Van Morrison? If not listen to this songsong. I liked it, you should too.


So Sideshow is making some called a "Legendary scale Statue....its half scale. We have truly crossed the threshold of ridiculousness now

This is THREE FEET TALL!!!. Who has room for that. I don't have room for statues 19 inches tall.....this is NOT 19 inches...its 36 inches tall. Thats 3 feet.

MATH!!!

Sideshows gone mad.


This last weekend I ate a "bacon turtle" cause freakofoot (a coworker of el soulsucking sugertit)wanted to try them

It was as nightmarish as you might assume. I was sick for a week. thanks freakofoot. Your time will come.


My toenail may not be on my foot still....I haven't checked, cause I'm scared


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Its Aliiiiive!!!!

Pizza hut pizza and salad+rootbeer…7.50

Sideshows continued assault on my wallet will not stand. Not only do they inflict heavy damage with current preorders like Skorpian from "Mortal Kombat"

But then they bolster their back line with potential releases’ like the joker

And

Where he looks like he’s gonna all KILL YOUR DUMB ASS FOR NOT BEING FUNNY ENOUGH.
There also the potential of The Baroness, Mara Jade, and maybe even

Destro!!!!???

Stupid sideshow

I watched me some Harry Potter part 7 part 2 last night at THE Alamo “Harry potter Part 7 part 2 feast” and while enjoyed the movie, man I loved the food. That was some great food. Is this the food that they have at Hogwarts?….can I go to Hogwarts to eat? I don’t need to learn magic…I just wanna eat there …like…all the time. Dill I die or get eaten by a troll or a …giant snake/spider/floaty demon dead thing…..
Really good food

I was reading this girls blog about her being a girl and giant metal chickens and….her being a girl. And it’s funny enough (though my wife thinks its high-larious). But then apparently she’s on like…some press/conference think on amazing blogs. I want an amazing blog. Do I need to do things like buy giant metal chickens and assault my family with them? But then, maybe that’s the point. Maybe because even though I would appreciate such a thing, I would not actually buy such chicken deigning it “too expensive”. And she did. Maybe I need to “live” more.

She’s also done some seriously awesome traveling which could help but whatever.

Having a job which you do very little at is …surprisingly enough…very different than the other job I did very little at. When I was third shift...It was 3 in the morning, nobody was awake, and it made sense. But now EVEREYONES awake. It is 1 in the afternoon. THIS IS PEAK BUSINESS TIME. No work to do. Just keep checking that email hoping someone has a problem you can help them with. When have I needed to help people? That’s weird feeling. I bled a little out of my nose. This job is either perfect or perfect hell.

I and El Wife-o have decided (a long time ago) to not have children. This leads to conversations with other people who have/want kids, which are sometimes annoying. “You’ll want kids one day, you’ll don’t know how awesome it is, who will take care of you when you get old” etc etc etc. I and the wife have….perhaps become too aggressive in our response that indeed no, we don’t want children. I believe one of my friends called us “crazy people” at one point. So I (my wife still will unleash torrents of hate on innocents) have attempted to tone it down a bit. However, it’s very nice to tell someone you don't want to have kids, and even though they themselves want kids, they not only agree with you, but applaud your decision. Mr. Black, hats off to you sir.

Last night while watching “Robot Chicken”, I attempted to shorten the toenail on my little toe with the tried and true method of picking off the end of it. Too me (and my wife’s) ultimate horror. The whole toenail came off. I instantly panicked and laid on the bed not moving till my wife showed up 30 minutes later whereas then I asked in whispered tones(in case the toenail could hear me?)

“Would you please get me a band aid?”
“Why?” she asked not having yet seen my nightmarish appendage
“My toenail is half off and I want you to use a band aid to stick it back on. “ I hissed back

To her credit,, but not before first informing me I was necrotic and need to be put down like the zombie I was becoming she did get me a band aid, and even put it on. Currently my toe still hurts but I’m afraid to look at t for fear of what it might be doing.

Which is the best way to deal with necrotic flesh


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Woo woo woo

So I like wrestling (as some of you might have noticed...or not) and there this guy named Zack Ryder whose some Long Island Jersey shore reject character.

MAJOR GOOFY!!!

He appears all the time on RAW for no reason, Like a background character or he walks out and makes noise at the real wrestlers and all that jazz. So I'm using the internet to ...umm...work...yes work.. today and I come across this guys name. He apparently has a youtube channel. I watch maybe an episode or two(there ok) and so I watch a few more and...you know what. They get funny. This guys legitimately funny. Like...obviously his character is a woo woo wooing wack job but...I don't know...I think I like this guy. I think hes got a pretty decent fan following and RAW should give him a shot. I think.......Hes not bad.

IMHO

4 tacos and a cherry coke today.....4$

So my life has come to a crashing end. All hope of ever saving a dollar has ended..My worst fears realized.
SIDESHOW HAS PICKED UP THE DC LISCENCE

Dear god, what have I done to you to deserve this sort of punishment. Do I not pray enough? (I don't) Do I not eat enough vegetable?(I don't) Am I mean to other people?(I am) I'll need to build a new room. I'll have to buy a new house. THE STATUES WILL HAVE TO MOVE INTO THE BEDROOM WITH ME.

my wife will leave me...

Possibly unacceptable

In amazing Movie news
This and this

Both have overriding potential to be FUCK ALL amazo...with ...amazing sauce and....peas....with butter. INSERT SOMETHING AWESOME HERE

That kind of amazing

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We just cut our girlfriend up with a chainsaw.........

BBQ Satai Wrap and cherry coke.....5$
There was noooo meat in it at all.........0.0

So for all you people out there who like Sam Raimi...(and it should be all of you you slack-jawed hyenas) Witness the greatest thing You've ever Seen

AMAZO LINK!!!

This news is amazing. more amazing than spam, more amazing than a black president more amazing than your mom losing some weight cause she totally like 15 pounds over and everyone knows it but no one says anything to her cause there trying to be "polite" but they still say it you and you cant say anything to you mom cause she's like....your mom....and you sure as hell can't cant deny she's overweight cause she TOTALLY is, so you just grin and bear it and say really lame stuff like
"Well, You know..."
or
"Yeah, yeah I guess"

Which makes you seem like your all WISHYWASHY about your feelings but your not wishwashy and YOU.....JUST.....CANT .....DO.....ANYTHING.....ABOUT.....IT.

its that amazing.


Anyway

I'm reading American Psycho

and while its not a bad book.... Just this once...i think the movie was better. Also the images one can get from that movie are amazing and you should run out and try to catch em all.


My workmate keeps bring me half of these brownies he gets at he museum across the street

and while I really appreciate them...they are indeed very rich. and I'm not necessarily a fan of chocolate anyway. But hes being really nice. I fear telling him I don't want the brownie will disappoint him a great deal and then he wont ever bring my any type of food again. that would be sad.

I think Jade from the game "Beyond Good and Evil" has a really design(even though I don't like green that much)...and decent boobs for a ps2 era game girl.

though me thinking that is sad cause she was made to be a strong female lead that dint get by on just being hot like so many Video game vixens end up being. Still...good job Jade.

also doing an image search on her with safe filter off....doesn't bring up that much porn of her........interesting


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Guido chinks?

So i went to a place today called Coreanos. its a food van that sells a combination of Mexican food/korean bbq.....It was awesome.

Two amazing tacos...things + Hawaiian punch.....5.00$

You ever watch Hawaiian punch commercials. Some red haired lunatic beboppin around the screen hitting people and causing Hawaiian punch to spray from their face. His name was punchy...he punched people. Imagine if his name was Glocky. He'd run up to you the unaware victim and scream "Wanna Hawaiian Glock" and then shoot you in the face...and red stuff would fly out. What a unique advertising gimmick that would be.

The person who got me my job objected to being called "The Weasel" and from here on out will be known as "Iron Cast" If you know hm you'll know why.

Sideshow continiues it unrelenting assault on people wallets with the release of

and

fortunately I don't buy either, but you can.....if you want....not recommended.

If you are like me (Amazing) you may want to occasionally take a high potency Multi-Vitamin. if you do.......and then do not do anything to disperse that pill...like exercise...or ...moving. Your urine....will be orange. Like a Sunkist. You have been warned.


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This is a blog

Lord I've started a blog.  please forgive me my sins.  I have done this to create an identity that is not tied to actual me.  also I want to post pictures in my Blog and facebook wont let me.  Facebook is a douchebag.

Interstingly enough here is the urban dictionay definition of douchebag

1.	douchebag
	Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

Can I cuss on this.  It has not stopped me yet.  I suppose I can.

Here is the thing I posted on Facebook.  this version will have embedded pictures and video.  Con-yay

Well it’s been awhile but let’s get this party started

First off…RETURN OF WHAT RAYPHOTON IS EATING FOR LUNCH AND HOW MUCH IT COSTS!!!!!!!!

I can tell you’re all very excited

Schlotskies Albuquerque Turkey sandwich and coke…..5.40$

Behold non believers for Rayphoton is at a new Job.  It is the government I work for and it is a tech support job that I swore to you all I wouldn’t never do again for it lacked depth or meaning or something spiritual that most of you don’t care about and the other half care too much about.  Kudos out to "The Weasel" for vacating said job and allowing me to fill in his shoes.  Since Face book may have gotten me fired from last said Job, I will not be posting very much about this one,  just in case.  But it is the government, I do work downtown and all my coworkers are nice and wonderful people who I will be thrilled to be working alongside with in the coming days.  Also I wrote this on my lunch.  While working…very hard …very very hard

Don’t fire me

Sideshow has started there month of hell…aka San Diego comic con month where they preview and put up for order a great deal many items I want to buy and display and drool about in my spare time.  Damn you Sideshow for your talented sculpting skills and excellent marketing.

First is Psylocke
I’m getting 2 and I’m going to flip one.  Hhahahahah I’m an evil flipper who’s trying out a plan to pay less for his collectibles.

Also coming up for sale is this wretched looking Vampire
She’s very ugly and no one will want her.  My pity is what compels me to help.

Sideshow is also selling alien eggs and life size busts of C3P0…there all very expensive, but if you want to see them go here

"But Rayphoton" you say…"I don’t care about your needlessly stoopid and expensive hobby.  Where’s the content that I care about.  For you people

Do you like wrestling?  I like Wrestling.  Watch the AMAAAAAAZING video from CM punk
This lead of course to a storyline where Cena will face punk at the next ppv and if Cena loses he will be fired blah blah blah.  It was however a great shoot and I’m now sad punk is leaving.  Really great mic skills on that one.

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