In one week I’m going to the UK. Do you know how much it costs to go the UK…it’s like…8000$. Jeez Maloney and baseball bat I’m spending 10k to go somewhere for 10 days. Would you spend 1k a day to be somewhere "different” I apparently will. Kinda. There is the whole “Wife is sharing the cost” concept that's also there, but it makes me seem more important if i downplay her contributions to this.
Speaking of my wife, apparently, she has issue with being called El Wifeo. And would prefer to be called, I kid you not. “Sugartits”. Despite my wife’s awesome rack (it’s like…some letter past D, which I didn’t even know was possible) I find it difficult to attach the moniker of “Sugartits” to anyone, my wife included. Ok maybe female cops, but after that RAYPHOTON DRAWS THE LINE!!!
Also Nuns, I'll call a nun "Sugartits"...
I offered her the name "Soul Sucking Life Crusher", but she didn’t seem fond of that either. Some people, there’s no pleasing
I saw captain America….Best superhero of the year, and I really liked Thor. The Avengers movie is gonna finally give us comic fans the final vindication that OUR HOBBY WAS A GOOD IDEA!!!!. All that abuse over the years will finally have been worth it….maybe...oh god it won’t have been worth it. I JUST WANTED FRIENDS!!!
....anyway
Yaaay AVENGERS!!!
My neighboring cube guy keeps dropping off men health magazines at my desk….hint perhaps? One of these magazines had an article called “Your strategy to get more Sex” which I of course went right too to read (first I read the “Get Jacked!!” article) But it want some tips on hypnosis or instruction on how to hit a girl in head hard enough to knock her out but not kill her (like I hoped) it was instead just some facts about common sex myths, stuff about how to get to know her better. Interestingly enough, some hot blonde in nominal clothing is adorned on this fascinating read through why men suck at bed. Perhaps if you don’t plaster hot blondes all over the magazine about caring about her orgasm, I might be able to do just that
Jerks
Have you ever heard Van Morrison? If not listen to this songsong. I liked it, you should too.
So Sideshow is making some called a "Legendary scale Statue....its half scale. We have truly crossed the threshold of ridiculousness now
This is THREE FEET TALL!!!. Who has room for that. I don't have room for statues 19 inches tall.....this is NOT 19 inches...its 36 inches tall. Thats 3 feet.
MATH!!!
Sideshows gone mad.
This last weekend I ate a "bacon turtle" cause freakofoot (a coworker of el soulsucking sugertit)wanted to try them
It was as nightmarish as you might assume. I was sick for a week. thanks freakofoot. Your time will come.
My toenail may not be on my foot still....I haven't checked, cause I'm scared
Age Quod Agis
So can anyone call your wife "Sugartits" or just you?
ReplyDeleteI want a bacon turtle. Where did you get yours?
1) I asked to be called SweetTits: very different.
ReplyDelete1.5) GOD YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT WHY DID I MARRY YOU
2) And if anyone is Freakofoot around here, its you with your leprous toenails.