Commapocalypse

“Hey…Hey you at the computer doing goddamn nothing of any import”

“Who…Who me?”

“Yes jack hole you.”

“Umm…yes.  Can I help you?”

WRITE YOUR GODDAMN BLOG LOSER!!!!

Hi all welcome back the middling adventures of RAAAAAYPHOTON…or my real name as most of you who read this already know what it is and my lame attempts to disguise myself as someone else so I won’t get fired for talking about my job will probably be for naught…HI BOSS!!!

sooooo......

Man what a year.  That’s right we are in the New Year and whew what a doozy last year was.  What You don’t know?...well gosh darn it and a bag of pickles I’m gonna run it down for you in the way that only my worthless blog can…as ONE GIGANTIC  RUN ON SENTENCE …with as much unnecessary alliteration as I can muster.

Strap in boys...it’s gonna get choppy

Ready to die five by five

I worked at the same job for over a year which to be honest is a quite the accomplishment since most of time I live in god-awful fear of losing my job because some “people” mainly my previous “bosses” have deemed me ”lazy” or "incompetent” or “dangerous”, I potentially sunk sever hundreds of  dollars (maybe close to 1000) into kick starters that could or could not be create considerable amounts of chaos in my confinement aka my house and even then this pales in comparison to the obscene amount I spent the year before whereas I had become immortal,  me and Snowgloves began a escapade of eating efforts at eateries in an attempt to expand our culinary expectations and in that effort we effected a Facebook page and provided videos  as the effervescent  “Yo ho Joes”, I painted almost 10 WHOLE  miniatures which is not really that much of an accomplishment and should be instantly omitted from this observation, I purchased 15 video games and beat 4 and all of the 4 are ones that I borrowed, I witnessed my friend move 6 times in the course of 4 months and almost die one night where as I told him he was stupid and bought him a soda, I went to bender bar 8 times and decided that drunk people are really as annoying as they seem, I snuck into 21 different movies and with the added price  of stolen sodas I saved from the scrap pile  I  saved almost 300 smackaroons  in stolen cinema time, I joined a fetish club, online dating website and forum that discusses my little ponies, I almost got arrested at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning for attempting to abscond with 200 dollars of groceries and only through ripcord fast  reflexes and  startling security sluggishness  was I able to escape with the savory  12 dollars of stolen consumables,  I went  to on a 7 day juice fast and at the end of it envisioned the  evil  murder of babies and the infirm cause there east to kill and even easier to eat,  I reduced the amount of money spent statuary by more than ¾th and got a statue for FREEEEEEE, I didn’t get sick once, I shuffled not 1, 2 or 3 people in and out of my house but at one time had an epic FOUR DIFFEERENT people living in my house like some sort of satanic cult filled with the pregnant,  geeky , goofballs and garrulous,  Almost all of those people left,  I sat on my couch…….ALOT,  I watched all of x files and DS9 on Netflix, I ate tongue…and it was foul,  I was depressed, I was happy and at one point I had no feeling at all like a robot 0.o,  I replaced my timing chain, rear axle,  gear box all 4 tires, 12 quarts of oils and a tiny vacuum tube on my car, I bought tickets to Japan,  I smoked brisket ribs, chicken and pork loin and ate them all like a boss,  I gamed like a geek and pretended I was a chirpy hawt grrrl with luck and speed powers, I was horrible to my friends and then later apologized but didn’t really mean it, and I somehow, someway through luck, charisma, fate or folly convinced some girl that I’m worth dating.

clever people will know what his means

It’s been a pretty decent year I guess.

If the a fore mentioned assault on appropriate usage of the commas seemed absurd then watch this video cause it deals with stuff I apparently know nothing about.

And that is grammar…

  

Christmas came and went and once again this year I had very little spectacle with which to engage in.  Christmas eve I ate cheap Mexican food and went and saw a movie with some friends.  I got a defiler from a friend of mine which if you must know is a large demonic tank for a game that I pretend to play and then went to bed at 12.  On Christmas day, I woke up, made some tacos and did absolutely nothing until 6 o clock when I had a nice dinner with my uncle’s family and got a plate out of a white elephant party. That was it; a nice dinner and one gift.  And...You know…it wasn’t that bad.  Most of the time was spent with someone I liked.  The food was pleasant and the movie enjoyable.  In years gone past there has often been  a need for Christmas to be something more.  More magical, more exuberant, more expensive more fattening or more ludicrous.  As a person who has now had a few Christmas’s with decidedly less, I have to say there not that bad at all.  There a quiet reflection on the year and pleasant stillness to your days that can be peaceful and relaxing.  Though in the future I still demand more gifts…so step up readers, daddy wants a new pair of shoes.

Age Quad Agis