Smack That......

So there’s this web comic type thing on deviantart by a fairly awesome Swedish/polish artist  named Stjepan Šejić about these 2 super-hot (illustration wise)girls who meet up  to engage in some super-hot lesbian BDSM and it drawn very loose and fast but stillgreat and its well written and is very honest about the BDSM world which aforementioned excellent artist Stjepan Šejić  apparently knows a lot about.

It is called Sunstone and it is really good.  Go read it HERE.

  

And as it has become pretty popular and Artist Stjepan Šejić  works for former publishing giant Topcow once helmed and may still be by the illustrious Marc Silvestri that once employed the exceedingly talented artist Michael Turner who drew the super popular Witch blade before he moved on to surf/babe comic Aspen before he died of Cancer, and they have  made it into  a handy dandy graphic novel which being a loyal fan I ordered it off the amazon RIGHT AWAY and once again I highly recommend it to all of you to purchase and read right away.

It can be purchased HERE

However, and this is where this story gets weird.   Super-hot comic about super-hot woman drawn by Stjepan Šejić having super-hot lesbian BDSM sex is NOT actually about the a fore-mentioned super-hot bondage pron,   It is instead a very lovely comic about 2 people meeting, falling in love, facing the drama that comes from such wonderful  in your face style romance and what that actually means to each of them.   It’s really lovely…really it is…..

AND features super-hot babes having super-hot lesbian BDSM sex drawn by very talented artist  Stjepan Šejić

You still with me?  

What are we talking about again?

Now after reading half the graphic novel I was …struck…by a  really weird feeling,. Like deep in my gut and I wasn’t able to identify this feeling.   It was not a pleasant feeling…it wasn’t pleasant at all.  However being emotionally stunted as have been called in the past by my ex-wife and probably my mother,  I couldn’t quite identify the feeling.  However after speaking at length with my ex-wife and when I read the second half of the graphic novel ,  I was able to more actually put into  words the emotional response I was feeling.  As the comic closes and the domme character has ended her first weekend with the new sub girl and it was really a great weekend filled with superhot babes having super-hot lesbian BDSM sex drawn by very talented artist  Stjepan Šejićs, the new girl is finally gone. The domme character looks around her large house and mentions that house seems a little bit emptier.  And why is it a little bit emptier?   It is because she is lonely. 

Well there it was.  That’s the reason I felt like I did.  I am identifying with this character.  I ..Am…alone. And by proxy that makes me lonely.  Now before you stop reading this blog and shut it down with a exasperated sigh of annoyance at my needless whining bear with me.  Loneliness is really part of the human condition.  Even when I was married I was lonely at times and my ex-wife felt and feels  lonely all the time.   My Good friend is lonely whenever I go play blood bowl or have a Sunday game even though we spend more time together then I do with my cat.     You can have kids and still be lonely, in 18 years when they leave there’s a good chance your gonna be the loneliest fucker who ever loaned an alone.   My brother was feeling quite lonely and he LIKES being alone.   Even people dating other people feel lonely as I assume my ex-girlfriend when dating me, cause…I’m...like… distant or some stupid thing.  All of my friends with maybe the exception 0f 4 are probably pretty lonely right now.   Hell even they may be lonely too…I don’t know, cause people hide it well.  There is a whole lot of loneliness in the world apparently.

  

“Well, fuck Man…just...Stop it”  You might say if we were talking to face to face. 

And really that’s the rub, it’s not an easy thing to beat.  Now you can do stuff to help with this of course. Hang out with friends, go out to places with upbeat atmospheres, socialize, engage in hobbies, watch movies. See shows, drink, watch TV, the list goes on and on.  But at the end of the day, when you lay down in bed and you finally have time to think while you’re waiting to go to sleep …you are…acutely aware of being by yourself.   You really really feel it settle in.  And it’s not a pleasant feeling… it’s not pleasant at all. 

There are 2 tried and true ways to not feel lonely.   One is easy to do but hard to comprehend and the other is easy to comprehend but hard to do.

Moral of this story, if you’re prone to feeling of the above feelings be aware that Sunstone may cause them to happen in you.  Read it regardless though…cause it really is a lovely book worth a read.

Super-hot babes having super-hot lesbian BDSM sex drawn by very talented artist  Stjepan Šejić

Let us move  on to related commentary regarding such things.  I feel that in the land of masturbation there are definitely gender specific descriptions of ways you can get yourself off.  While I feel a guy can “jack off” I don’t believe he can “diddle” himself”.    Girls may be able to “finger themselves” but are not so successful at “jerking it”.   Stroking oneself, getting  off and playing with themselves are all term’s that can apply to both however the concept of playing with oneself sounds more erotic when applied to a female then when applied to a guy cause girls are “cute” and “play” and guys aren’t and don’t.  That may be my own gender bias speaking there but I feel like it is my blog and I can tell you my opinions all I want.  

 In the search for good terms though I have found this amusing collection of masturbation euphemisms you might like to employ in the future.  A date with Palmela Handerson, Acting out the grapes of wrath, Bang yourself, Beat the beaver, Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger, Clap your clit, Clean the bean, Clicking the mouse, Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come, Fiction friction, Fire off some knuckle-children, Fucking yourself, Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love, Getting trigger happy, Hand to gland combat, Indiana Jones finding a sweet dig, Jilling off, Making it snow, One handed baseball, Playing tug of war with the Cyclops, Polishing the pearl, Roughing up the suspect, Shuffle your Ipod, Slicking Willie, Thinking of your mom, Turning Japanese, Abusing the wicked stick, Arguing with Henry Longfellow,  Dancing in the dragon’s fiery breath, Do the white knuckler,  Flog the bishop, dolphin, dong, log, mule or egg man, Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money and Evicting the testicular squatters.  By all means…..employ anyone or all of the above.

For a comprehensive list go hear http://www.mantality.co.za/blog/wanking-euphemism.html

Since showing you a pic of masturbation is highly inappropriate here’s a pic of a chipmunk

Finally I have no idea what THIS is but it’s cool and I want to see more

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