Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Its Aliiiiive!!!!

Pizza hut pizza and salad+rootbeer…7.50

Sideshows continued assault on my wallet will not stand. Not only do they inflict heavy damage with current preorders like Skorpian from "Mortal Kombat"




But then they bolster their back line with potential releases’ like the joker


And



Where he looks like he’s gonna all KILL YOUR DUMB ASS FOR NOT BEING FUNNY ENOUGH.
There also the potential of The Baroness, Mara Jade, and maybe even

Destro!!!!???

Stupid sideshow

I watched me some Harry Potter part 7 part 2 last night at THE Alamo “Harry potter Part 7 part 2 feast” and while enjoyed the movie, man I loved the food. That was some great food. Is this the food that they have at Hogwarts?….can I go to Hogwarts to eat? I don’t need to learn magic…I just wanna eat there …like…all the time. Dill I die or get eaten by a troll or a …giant snake/spider/floaty demon dead thing…..
Really good food

I was reading this girls blog about her being a girl and giant metal chickens and….her being a girl. And it’s funny enough (though my wife thinks its high-larious). But then apparently she’s on like…some press/conference think on amazing blogs. I want an amazing blog. Do I need to do things like buy giant metal chickens and assault my family with them? But then, maybe that’s the point. Maybe because even though I would appreciate such a thing, I would not actually buy such chicken deigning it “too expensive”. And she did. Maybe I need to “live” more.

She’s also done some seriously awesome traveling which could help but whatever.

Having a job which you do very little at is …surprisingly enough…very different than the other job I did very little at. When I was third shift...It was 3 in the morning, nobody was awake, and it made sense. But now EVEREYONES awake. It is 1 in the afternoon. THIS IS PEAK BUSINESS TIME. No work to do. Just keep checking that email hoping someone has a problem you can help them with. When have I needed to help people? That’s weird feeling. I bled a little out of my nose. This job is either perfect or perfect hell.

I and El Wife-o have decided (a long time ago) to not have children. This leads to conversations with other people who have/want kids, which are sometimes annoying. “You’ll want kids one day, you’ll don’t know how awesome it is, who will take care of you when you get old” etc etc etc. I and the wife have….perhaps become too aggressive in our response that indeed no, we don’t want children. I believe one of my friends called us “crazy people” at one point. So I (my wife still will unleash torrents of hate on innocents) have attempted to tone it down a bit. However, it’s very nice to tell someone you don't want to have kids, and even though they themselves want kids, they not only agree with you, but applaud your decision. Mr. Black, hats off to you sir.

Last night while watching “Robot Chicken”, I attempted to shorten the toenail on my little toe with the tried and true method of picking off the end of it. Too me (and my wife’s) ultimate horror. The whole toenail came off. I instantly panicked and laid on the bed not moving till my wife showed up 30 minutes later whereas then I asked in whispered tones(in case the toenail could hear me?)

“Would you please get me a band aid?”
“Why?” she asked not having yet seen my nightmarish appendage
“My toenail is half off and I want you to use a band aid to stick it back on. “ I hissed back

To her credit,, but not before first informing me I was necrotic and need to be put down like the zombie I was becoming she did get me a band aid, and even put it on. Currently my toe still hurts but I’m afraid to look at t for fear of what it might be doing.

Which is the best way to deal with necrotic flesh


Age Quod Agis

2 comments:

  1. Sir, you are indeed very lucky I didn't put you down then and there for being Zombified. We made a solemn vow to always kill the other before they turned - just know that if that toenail does come off and you start eyein' my brains.....I'm severing your spinal column while you sleep.

    Then I'm gonna sell your statues to pay for the funeral. That or bury you with them, like Pharoah (I'm really leaning towards the 2nd idea).

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  2. You could just have him bronzed, and put him with said statues.

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