Well hole-eeeee shit, it’s a new blog. Yes yes yes amazing fans of mine, I’m aware I have not written her for some time but I’m back now so you can all shut up and get back to drooling over my amaaaazing writing skills.
First things first
I am employed once again. The fine people at the fine company called Magento which has been purchased by the fine company eBay have seen fit to give me employment. I work from home have benefits and am well paid...and have no idea what I’m doing
“Wait wait wait”, You say. No one shows up to do their job when they first start. The thing you’re suffering from is really quite normal and should be expected. Ha-ha says I. But most normal jobs come with training, mine did not. Most normal jobs look to see if you have the actual qualifications needed to do said job, mine did not. Most jobs are a least close to your actual abilities, mine is not.
Sooooooo, I have a couple of options here. Work here till I get fired……or not work here till I get fired. I’m going to go the crazy route, and try to do the work. I'll let you know how that goes.
It often doesn’t go well……
WrestleMania happened, Undertaker won...again,
And now will not be seen again till next year when he will probaly/maybe show up to get his WWE hall of Fame statue. I’ll miss Undertaker, he was a big supernatural wrestler, and those kind of wrestler’s don’t exist anymore...the supernatural kind not the big kind. Theres lots of cool big wrestlers out there. Maybe he won’t talk. Other people that might also get hall of fame statues are HHH and....HHH. I think there running out of wrestler’s to give hall of fame statues too.
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Oh and Brodus Clay the funkasuarous from planet funk...still around...he might even be...getting popular weep in sadness
On
the statue front…I still have too many. But at least one of them is ridiculous
Ridiculously awesome
Hes 2 feet tall
I’m rereading my blog and apparently I lied to you. I said I was going to add ads to my blog and then try to write more, and I didntwrite at all adter that...for like 2 months. I'm a jerk. Not this may not be a surprise to many of you. But I’m man enough to come out and say look I’m a jerk because I don’t write in my blog as much and you all suffer for it. See what a nice guy I am
other things to consider. I’m tossing out guy who lives in the backyard out, and replacing him with a guy who will live in the backyard. Me and my wife feel very clever with our massively different plan, cause one guy had dogs but the other guy is gay……..
See what I’m doing there? yeah...yeah...
clever!
Age Quod Agis
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