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So , here is a fun fact for you people. If you decide to..make a device, like a bomb, out of...fireworks...or something...explosive. Like if you tie multiple fire works together that are supposed to be shot out of a tube but you instead stick them under a very thin cardboard box on the ground. And...before you detonate it, you tell everyone watching to go inside or they might get hurt because you have indeed built...a bomb.

No one will go inside.

People will stand outside and record it, laugh and giggle. Someone might say "no don't do it" halfheartedly. Some people will stand outside and then get mad cause they got hurt. but they will not go inside. Whether its alcohol fueled, or just a morbid fascination with watching me blow my hands off, they will stay by god. Next year, when I invariably get bored on new years and feel the need to tie multiple fireworks together to make...another bomb, I'll try to be more insistent that people go inside.

No one will go inside though

The news year is here and aside from blowing folks up it was a surprisingly uneventful year. I got fired at the beginning, had a job for maybe 2 months, that I got laid off of and and spent the majority of my time doing house work. Yes I went to London and the UK, and that was cool. And I got to see some movies and friends and have many small adventures. I lost a friend I gained some new ones but over all, a pretty slow year. What does this new year entail. Me finally throwing off the chains of employment and living my life without having to work. Me getting a job and having to live my life working. Will I fold and return to the misery of second shift to never see friends and family again. Will I become a courier and drive fast cars while wearing nice suits to deliver interesting goods and perhaps being shot at. Perhaps this will be the year get super powers!! Or maybe not. Pay apt attention vapid viewers for the exciting episodes of...MY LIFE

This statue came out for preorder...

if you don’t like the demon head she has a normal much prettier head as well

and if you want her full on sexy demon time...

Should I get her? You decide!!!

Jericho is back in wrestling. His new schtick, is he cries.....what?

What the hell is WWE doing? Added to this inanity is the reintroduction of Brodus Clay. Brodus is a weird kinda overweight wrestler who came in with the gimmick of being a scary wrestling monster of some sort. pretty forgettable.

His new gimmick? wait for it

waiiiiit....

From planet funk....funk master Brodus Clay. My eyeballs bled. Hes funky, he dances with hot dancing girls. He says things like, my bad, and rotates his hips suggestively. He does poorly executed dance moves and wear a funny red hat.

DEAR GOD, WHY DOES WWE HATE THIS MAN SO MUCH!!!!

Apparently people read this blog, (not alot) and apparently if enough people read it I can get paid. So ...I'm gonna make it something I might get paid for. (Hey statues are expensive). Bad new is there's gonna be crappy ads on the side . Good news is ill try to write more of these. well, that might not be good news as some people may not actually like this blog. BUT for the 9 of you that do....yay. I'll try to be funny and all that, and if you , my good reader know someone who might like to read this drivel, send em my way. Or..if you prefer you can spite me from far away and tell people to never ever come here cause I'm a corporate sell out. look at the options I provide to you my dear custo....ummm...friends

Age Quod Agis