Shuffle and Deal

My Wife just got a new computer. As I sit here working on mine I steal glances at it, jealous of it “newness”. It clean lines and uncluttered desktop. Its built in camera. Its updated OS. Virtual chess. It mocks me with its lack of age and wear and tear. 27 inches of laughing mac-ishness mixed with...vile...newosity

Newosity is a word...I looked it up, so you don’t have too.

STOP LOOKING IT UP!!!

So all this time people have looked at me and said…
"Ray…you totally can’t dance. I mean goddamned you dance bad. Epileptic walruses’ with the fins cut off have more rhythm and grace than you do. Robots…with no appendages or programming are better dancers. Black people say white people cant dance cause they once saw you dancing. You dance like Bill Gates is poor."

Here’s a visual reference of me dancing so you can better understand

but WAIT, as it turns out… I don’t dance bad. My dance just hadn’t arrived yet. Its now here and its called the Shuffle


And it’s the way Ive been dancing all my life. I Shuffle, I’m a shuffler, I shuffled, I may be shuffling now. I shuffle to this song

Now I admit. Some of these people shuffle better than I do but they’ve been practicing. Shuffling is my natural ability, and if I practiced like they do I could enter…and win…shuffle contests. Its amazingly freeing to know I’m a shuffler and I shuffle. All you people who thought all these years I didn’t know what the fuck I was doing are wrong

I was just doing a dance that hadn’t existed yet….

That’s right

I was dancing a dance from the future.

Hahahaha...giggle

So you see…I'm not a loser or was awkward. I had sweet jive moves man , I...I was't un-cool...I WAS JUST COOL FROM A DIFFERENT TIME!!! See mother...I was shuffling. I WAS A SHUFFLER
HAHAHAHAHAH

hee hee
snort
ok ..I'm better now...maybe...heh

Skaar son of hulk was just released. Hes a unknown character. his ex sold out in an hour...fascinating

I have a potential shot at a job as a tech support at home depot. The likeliness of me not wanting to kill myself or someone else at this job is nil. I may let it go. You all may think that's stupid. Your welcome to your opinions (worthless as they might be)


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